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Tommynator
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« on: October 28, 2010, 04:34:06 PM » |
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Hey hey hey If you don't know about the Chuck Norris facts, check this link : http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/. So I invented some CN facts for TTT, and I'm not sure if it's funny or not :
[li]The karma of Chuck Norris is always 2000.[/li]
[li]Chuck Norris can kill you with Hosterled.[/li]
[li]Chuck Norris is always innocent on the testing chambers.[/li]
[li]Chuck Norris can be a detective and a traitor at the same time.[/li]
[li]Chuck Norris can kill you before the round starts.[/li]
[li]For now noone saw Chuck Norris hurt, wounded, badly wounded or near death. His health is always 100.[/li]
[li]Chuck Norris gets 1000 credits when he's a traitor or detective[/li]
Something else? :D |
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Ovvenchips
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« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2010, 04:38:16 PM » |
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LOL, i like
Chuck Norris CAN jihad... and live?!?!
Chuck Norris can kill with one knife
Chuck Norris persuades you to kill yourself
Chuck Norris doesnt ban hackers, he goes round their house and knocks them out
Chuck Norris IS a DNA scanner
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TheNakedDragon: errr Why, what are you doing? XD
Insanitosis: furious, furious masterbation.
'The History of England is emphatically the history of progress' - MACAULAY, Lord (1800-1859)
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Rectal Exambot
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« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2010, 08:03:07 PM » |
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If this thread died before I got home today, I would die a happy man
Edit: I like Chuck Norris facts, but these are unfunny and forced
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EpicBox
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ZE EPIC BAWKZ IZ CUMING FOR YA.
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« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2010, 10:21:41 PM » |
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I actually liked em.
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There's 3 things I hate: <br />People that hates people.<br />People that hates the haters.<br />And people that hates the haters of the haters.
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Charles445
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« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2010, 12:19:32 AM » |
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All but the last from Tommy are funny.
Ovvenchips facts suck.
Rectal Exambot is mad.
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del>Ok, so Bad King, you are just going to wait for Garry to fix?
What an idiotic thing to ask. Dammit weed.
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Meta-Stick
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it contains, a daisy box
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« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2010, 04:09:40 AM » |
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I saw Chuck Norris was wounded, so I tried to knife him. It gave him full health, and I died.
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Just grab some bottles and stick them in girls...
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C.Mong
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« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2010, 05:35:48 AM » |
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I thought this meme died 4 years ago.
/sigh
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Manmax75
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« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2010, 06:03:57 AM » |
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I shot Chuck in the head with a deagle, he caught the bullet and threw it back to me.....
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Ride Forward and Thrust Your Pelvis In The Dark Void. The One Induced By Pleasure Yet Cast By The Bigger Picture.
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Tommynator
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« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2010, 08:19:31 AM » |
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I thought this meme died 4 years ago.
/sigh
It's still funny.. I shot Chuck in the head with a deagle, he caught the bullet and threw it back to me.....
Chuck Norris facts are not stories. |
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Manmax75
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« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2010, 10:15:33 AM » |
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It's still funny..
Chuck Norris facts are not stories.
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Ride Forward and Thrust Your Pelvis In The Dark Void. The One Induced By Pleasure Yet Cast By The Bigger Picture.
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zoobird
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« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2010, 12:22:03 PM » |
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There's nothing random about a Chuck Norris kill.
When Chuck Norris face stabs people over the internet they actually die.
Chuck Norris is the reason why there is trouble in terrorist town.
Chuck Norris doesn't need radar to find traitors, they need them to hide from him.
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Ovvenchips
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« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2010, 02:39:53 PM » |
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meh, i know mine sucked... just trying to get this going, im not a hard-ass internet user persistant on internet laws like 'no chuck norris jokes'... fucking mardy bastards should get a life
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TheNakedDragon: errr Why, what are you doing? XD
Insanitosis: furious, furious masterbation.
'The History of England is emphatically the history of progress' - MACAULAY, Lord (1800-1859)
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Rectal Exambot
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« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2010, 05:53:26 AM » |
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meh, i know mine sucked... just trying to get this going, im not a hard-ass internet user persistant on internet laws like 'no chuck norris jokes'... fucking mardy bastards should get a life
I don't mind jokes, but I was under the impression that a joke was supposed to be amusing at the very worst |
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Charles445
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« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2010, 05:58:15 AM » |
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I don't mind jokes, but I was under the impression that a joke was supposed to be amusing at the very worst
Ok now you're just being a douche. Also, those are good zoobird. |
del>Ok, so Bad King, you are just going to wait for Garry to fix?
What an idiotic thing to ask. Dammit weed.
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zoobird
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« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2010, 06:35:22 AM » |
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A traitor once attempted to backstab Chuck Norris only to find out that his shadow can roundhouse kick you in the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a DNA Scanner, he just points at body until he gets their information.
Chuck Norris doesn't ask people why they are hurt. He tells why before he murders them.
Look, BKU. Garry says, every time a Gmod update breaks TTT Chuck Norris gets another pair of testicles.
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Citizen_001
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« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2010, 07:52:44 AM » |
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Ajunk doesn't ask people why they are hurt. He tells why before he murders them.
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1200+ hours in Source SDK, and the Source engine is still a mystery. The first time you see him he comes onto you so hard.
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