Ah, allow me to help then

I uh

Hmm, this is really odd, just a moment

No, no there's definately nothing I can do from here. It's almost as if I am both incapable of moving the thread. How strange.

Goodbye, though! We won't really miss you! Where are you going?

I find the idea of a squirt gun hilarious. It'd serve absolutely no purpose because it only serves as a counter to another gun.

Actually, if it had a ranged push attack (similar to the crowbar) that'd be pretty cool. Fire hose someone off the ledge. FSHWAAAA

Terrorist soundboard will only lead to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTbL5elVXrU

HARD WOOD EH?

This is also true.

I had that happen.

I was considering deagling this guy who was holed up in a store, but just then Rotinaj came up behind me. I didn't even notice, but later, when Rotinaj was revealled and killed, I was also killed for being his ally when I had never been aware of his presence!

This morning I was on Island.

Guy One is laying dead on the floor, of a deagle shot. Guy Two switches from Deagle to Scout and stands on the handrail looking downwards. *shove*

Guy Three saw me murder Guy Two, and opens fire. I flee in terror screaming "OH GOD HE'S SHOOTING ME HELP HELP HELP" and run into Guys Four-Seven at the bottom of the stairs. I hop over their heads and then Guy Three, who is screaming "SHADOW IS KILLER" runs into them, firing crazily. When the smoke clears, three more people have died and I have escaped into the tunnels. I head back onto the mainland to find a gun, and Guy Three shoots me. Then the traitor stabs him.

Long story short, there were eight people on the server and five of them died to innocents because Guy One decided to try to shoot Guy Two (and ended up losing the gunfight).

I'm confused.

I'm pretty sure Zombie Master displays the username right next to the post, just like every other forum.

What special features does the TDR forum have that means when you post there, the admins can decide whether you're legit or not? That sounds like a really cool piece of code, being able to automatically detect legit!

Well, except for the part where I wasn't banned and lost nothing and was just reporting Sacmo's dickery and that's why we started discussing him and only Ibor defended him and several other TDRites stopped to say what a dick Sacmo is...

Sacmo *owns* the servers? Lol wut?

My record for kills is five; i think mysq is the deadliest among deadlies right now

I did.

I think I was the only one though.

I liked going AFK and then returning with a Z-score of 100 and *knowing* that I'd get to ZM

"I think it's a TV"
"It's obviously a car"
"No you fool, it's a duck"
"Or a goose."
"A canadian goose?"
"AJUNK IS KILLEERRR"

I don't like the idea; it feels like it'd be hard to balance.

Actually, I've learned that when I want to fuck with people and troll, TDR is a completely safe place to RDM with no repercussions!

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has been RDming in a manner that was never so blatant. at one point he sAId 'help help am in cornfIeld' only to shoot me and dumbname when we arrived. dumbname killed him and he was innocent; other people in server were like 'yeah lol blue shift loves doing that and the only admin on is too busy cloaking himself to care'

Yeah; once he's LEFT the building, you shoot him. Easy peasy.

I know, right? I saw the topic about developing it into a mod and the username "Penis colada" and I was like "DEAR GOD ANOTHER RUKUS" and then suddenly he posts content that looks well designed and a cool idea and...

Marphy is going to explain that all the content is stolen, isn't he? This is the bit where he appears and devours dreams after shattering them, right?