Your sarcasm is hilarious. I was looking for an actual answer, anything that could help would be nice.

ok.... i really want to play this game, ever since my friend told me about it.

The problem is, i have no way of putting money on my computer(thats the one thing my dad banned when i got this laptop)
I have no money to buy the pre-games(counter strike, gmod) and this game cant run without them.

Any way to get around this, or do i abandon hope altogether.